If a couple of Tudor dukes and a heap of French revolutionaries were on IRC

7:57:08 PM lanterne_attorney: with English intelligence like this I feel so much better about the chances of the war.
7:57:16 PM jeaninthebath: ya rly
7:57:29 PM Suffolk: What war?
7:58:17 PM jeaninthebath: awwww
7:58:36 PM jeaninthebath: Saint-Just can explian everything cant you Saint-Just
7:59:09 PM lanterne_attorney: He's probably busy reading about Sparta. with one hand
8:01:41 PM Suffolk: COCKES
8:01:44 PM Suffolk: COCKES
8:01:45 PM jeaninthebath: yes, yes cockes
8:01:48 PM Suffolk: COCKES
8:01:52 PM jeaninthebath: we get it
8:01:56 PM Suffolk: lolle you like cockes
8:02:04 PM Suffolk: you get them a lot i wager
8:02:24 PM jeaninthebath: yes I gobble them by the basketful each day
8:02:30 PM jeaninthebath: om nom nom
8:02:42 PM fabre: lol. with cinnamon sugar on top and rainbow sprinkles?
8:02:51 PM jeaninthebath: oh wait, no, that's not me. that's someone else entirely.
8:03:10 PM lanterne_attorney: You were thinking of my cousin saint-just.
8:03:23 PM jeaninthebath: I always make that mistake
8:03:46 PM jeaninthebath: he probably doesn't put cinnamon sugar on them, that would not be spartan
8:04:14 PM fabre: does he cape people to death? and wear leather panties?
8:04:28 PM jeaninthebath: i do not wish to know about his panties
8:05:25 PM Suffolk: How do you cape a man to death?
8:05:41 PM Suffolk: Ys it some French weapon?
8:06:29 PM jeaninthebath: yes. it is a very deadly weapon
8:06:39 PM jeaninthebath: we destroyed the english with it last war
8:07:24 PM fabre: it's hilarious, i'll link you just a sec
8:07:35 PM jeaninthebath: This will be goatse
8:07:40 PM jeaninthebath: callin it
8:11:35 PM lanterne_attorney: Well, -is- it goatse?
8:11:48 PM Suffolk: what ys goatse?
8:12:00 PM jeaninthebath: camille, show him
8:12:11 PM Suffolk: also, lolle, there is no e in goats.
8:12:30 PM lanterne_attorney: no no, Marat, i defer to you.
8:12:41 PM jeaninthebath: christ i cannot believe this a setup like this comes along once in a goddamn lifetime *links to goatse*
8:13:26 PM Suffolk: asdfhjlkhle
8:13:43 PM Suffolk: gette me a rinse of water and vinegar for mine braine
8:13:47 PM jeaninthebath: i'd forgotten this feeling, camille. it's like the first breath of spring